Dear Thighs,
I HATE YOU!
Weight has been struggle for me since I had my tonsils out and “opened the flood gates”
A few months ago I realized just how glutton I am! While sitting at a very nice restraunt we happend to be seated towards the back near the kitchen. My friends and I enjoyed an lovely meal and talked non stop. Everyonce in a while I got a whif of a little somethin somethin’ that I made me thankful I didn’t order whatever “that guy” was having.
At the end of the meal we realized that our table had suddenly been surrounded by candle’s discreetly placed. We also noticed that we were the only table left in that section!!!! awkward.
So when the server came back to the table I asked if we smelled or what was going on… she said “ohhhh yeahhhhh our septic backed up in the kitchen and it smells really bad over here. I’m really sorry about that”
Being the frugal one that I am I ask for a discount and the manager. 5 minutes later… dinner was FREE!
On the drive home gloating to my friend on the phone about my free meal I realized that I just DOWNED my etire meal whilst inhaling POOP FUMES! Suddenly the free meal didn’t seem so great. I mean… am I just the biggest piggy to walk this earth that I can devour my meal while the smell of poop lingers. SO GROSS!
I am now a member of weight watchers.
PISSED. I want my tonsils back.
Jared said,
July 2, 2009 at 12:57 am
You really shouldn’t be so hard on yourself. That’s not who you really are. God has made you to be so much more than what you are giving yourself credit for. This is a big season of change and it’s going to be easy to listen to lies and get down. Remember that our identity isn’t in our appearance, it’s not in a paycheck, it’s not in clothes or a car. It’s in Jesus the Messiah. We are saved by grace and made perfect in his sacrifice. I love you Bethany, and I miss you.
Rachel Reed said,
July 2, 2009 at 4:12 am
Awesome! I love it…..you are a talented woman!
dramaqweenpk said,
July 2, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Jared- you are precious! I do know those things I was just being dramatic. You know deep down I love my love lady lumps. HAHAHA! see you in three weeks!!