The Dramaqween Pastors Kid

The other night while trying to fall asleep… and having a hard time, I decided to talk to my God who I so often forget to talk to. It went something like this….

(actual conversation)

Hello God,

Long time no talk… sorry. Thank you for my life, I know I’ve been stressed and crabby lately but I really do like my life. I am very blessed. Blessed… (I really need to put that towel on the floor away. How can I get mad at Karl for leaving clothes on the floor when mine are everywhere. When should I do laundry? Maybe Friday… no I get my hair done… hmmmmm OH!) Dear God, Sorry about that! I am sorry for some of the things I say. I run my mouth off sometimes and don’t think about it enough.( I still can’t believe she did that! Sweet mercy… so annoying. I mean how am I supposed to take that!) AND back to you God. This is pathetic really… I can’t even talk to God for more then 30 seconds. I don’t like to pray out loud all the time I feel like satan can hear me, but if I don’t I am ALL over the place! Dear God, please help me to get over this flu bug I have… (what if I am pregnant? Karl will kill me… not really… I wonder what his reaction would be. I’m not. I can’t imagine having ONE more thing to do in my life) God, sorry one more time…  Please help my brother find a good job to take care of his future wife and help them not to be to stressed over graduation and wedding planning. I am so glad I don’t have to do that ever again.  I Thank you for THAT! (I should really get fitted for my dress… when can I do that? Monday? no. huh.) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

Note to self- daily prayer time should be done sitting up and in daylight.